I believe I covered this, but I am willing to risk redundancy. I can always fall back on the genetic excuse of Alzheimer's.
David Hasselhoff's vignette of a raging alcoholic IS NOT NEWS. Well, it might be in Germany, but who the hell cares about Germany? It's not even entertaining to watch. It's one step shy of witnessing a train wreck, but this clip ends on a much more pleasant note - there is no vomitus of the burger he seemed to enjoy so much in his drunken stupor.
I'm quite positive that the distribution of this video wasn't to make Mr. Bay Watch look incredibly bad. My spidey senses insinuate that Wendy's PR department floated it out to Fox News (now there's an oxymoron!) to peddle their line of consumables to a whole new niche market - the post-bender crowd.
Perhaps Mr. Hasselhoff was playing the Keloland Drinking Game?
David Hasselhoff's vignette of a raging alcoholic IS NOT NEWS. Well, it might be in Germany, but who the hell cares about Germany? It's not even entertaining to watch. It's one step shy of witnessing a train wreck, but this clip ends on a much more pleasant note - there is no vomitus of the burger he seemed to enjoy so much in his drunken stupor.
I'm quite positive that the distribution of this video wasn't to make Mr. Bay Watch look incredibly bad. My spidey senses insinuate that Wendy's PR department floated it out to Fox News (now there's an oxymoron!) to peddle their line of consumables to a whole new niche market - the post-bender crowd.
Perhaps Mr. Hasselhoff was playing the Keloland Drinking Game?
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