Staples® has the Easy ButtonSM
Noobers has the Timmy ButtonRM
Thanks to mass-merchandising, Matt and Trey's overwhelming sense of greed and Neeners uncanny ability to find my THE PERFECT gift, I have the power to, with the touch of one tiny button, let my opinion of everyone's lack of intelligence be heard. Clammers of "T-t-t-immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ay," "Timah," and "Lib-eeeeeeeeeeeee-lau-lib-eee-luaaaaaaaaaaaah Timmay," resound.
Hark the herald figurine sings,
Glory to my newfound thing.
Again, I reiterate my stance that I am not mocking the disabled. Timmy is of superior intellect and I rely on him quite often for guidance. It is truly unfortunate that the rest of us can't learn to communicate so much with so very little effort.
Don't be surprised if you hear that reply to your inane question. Timmy calls 'em like he sees 'em, too.
Noobers has the Timmy ButtonRM
Thanks to mass-merchandising, Matt and Trey's overwhelming sense of greed and Neeners uncanny ability to find my THE PERFECT gift, I have the power to, with the touch of one tiny button, let my opinion of everyone's lack of intelligence be heard. Clammers of "T-t-t-immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ay," "Timah," and "Lib-eeeeeeeeeeeee-lau-lib-eee-luaaaaaaaaaaaah Timmay," resound.
Hark the herald figurine sings,
Glory to my newfound thing.
Again, I reiterate my stance that I am not mocking the disabled. Timmy is of superior intellect and I rely on him quite often for guidance. It is truly unfortunate that the rest of us can't learn to communicate so much with so very little effort.
Don't be surprised if you hear that reply to your inane question. Timmy calls 'em like he sees 'em, too.
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