What is it with you "Generation-Y" putz-like individuals, anyhoo? Is it not enough that the rest of us must repeatedly explain things because you collectively lack common sense and are void of analytical skills? From where did you derive your holier-than-thou attitudes and assume that the world owes you something? What the hell have you ever contributed to society, aside from that pile of puke you left on the sidewalk in front of your friend's parents' house last weekend? I would be much more tolerant of your aforementioned faults, and the many others I choose not to outline as I would ultimately waste much of my own life doing so, if you would all just learn one simple phrase: "You're welcome." Say it with me now. You're welcome. One more time. You're welcome.
Here's a quick course in manners for you: When I say, "Thank you," you say, "You're welcome."
Easy enough, right? So, why do these two words escape you so consistently, only to be replaced by, "Uh huh," or "UmHm" or, the most frustrating of all, silence in conjunction with an empty stare? If you demonstrated even a glimmer of confusion in your eyes, I would know that there's something going on between your ears. But, alas, you disappoint me once again.
Are you that fucking lazy that you can't exert the effort to expel these words from your mouth? Or, was it all that Ritalin your mother forced down your throat during your pre-adolescent years because she was too lazy to discipline you that caused irreversible damage to the part of your brain responsible for following societal protocol?
Etiquette, folks. Google it. You might just learn something.
And, while I'm at it, there is no "t" in across. It is not "uh-krawst." It is pronounced "uh-kraws." As in, when will I ever get my point across that there is no "t" in the word "across?"
Here's a quick course in manners for you: When I say, "Thank you," you say, "You're welcome."
Easy enough, right? So, why do these two words escape you so consistently, only to be replaced by, "Uh huh," or "UmHm" or, the most frustrating of all, silence in conjunction with an empty stare? If you demonstrated even a glimmer of confusion in your eyes, I would know that there's something going on between your ears. But, alas, you disappoint me once again.
Are you that fucking lazy that you can't exert the effort to expel these words from your mouth? Or, was it all that Ritalin your mother forced down your throat during your pre-adolescent years because she was too lazy to discipline you that caused irreversible damage to the part of your brain responsible for following societal protocol?
Etiquette, folks. Google it. You might just learn something.
And, while I'm at it, there is no "t" in across. It is not "uh-krawst." It is pronounced "uh-kraws." As in, when will I ever get my point across that there is no "t" in the word "across?"
1 comment:
Smoke the l'il bastigiz!!
Rub 'em oot. Knuckle sammichiz all 'round!
I'd do it, but my anus is exit only, and I like it that way.
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